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Forced to Fat Camp

Gorilla Destroys Barbie

For anyone who ever thought Barbie had a chance in a fight with a gorilla, here is the proof that Barbie stands no fucking chance.

According to Prof. Banks...

Alcoholics are more likely to sleep with their mothers or daughters... according to government research...

You're welcome.

i have reached a solution for sweat shops across the world:

air conditioning

Charlie Walters

Charlie Walters - Squeaky Triceratops


Mascot and pet of the editorial board of the spring 2009 semester of the University at Buffalo's best damn publication, The Spectrum.

Don't be fooled by the squeak he makes, because inside lies a badass motherfucker waiting to open an entire case of "ram you in the ass with my horns" (thats what she said)

Although historically a vegetarian, Charlie is known to feast on his defeated foes, which have included Mike Tyson, Billy Mays, the queen of England and many more.

Charlie is soon to take on the gorilla which is sure to be a battle of epic proportions. Bookies and gambling addicts worldwide are sure to be tuned in on pay-per-view at a cost of $450.

The fight is set to air April 12 at noon.

in the Tops parking lot...

"I Support Single Moms"

Skeevy car decal guy, I salute you, whoever you may be.

a mistake

Keeley was wasted in Times Square, stabbed a blind man, then kidnapped a prostitute

We third class. Betch

Fuck planes I ride rail mother fucker, whistles straight blarin mother fucker

Never thought id be stealin trains, it’s on a straight never ending lane, it gets so boring..

Fuck planes I ride rail mother fucker, whistles straight blarin mother fucker

We stealin trains, security lacks man, mother fuckers got no scans man.

Im on a train and its fuckin slow and, we get microwaved hotdogs tastin like ass man,

Stoppin every station, pickin bitches up, we ridin coach son, don’t you ever forget.


Givin bitches hickeez, they be suckin on my thang, fetchin Dr. Peppers, eating chicken wings, fat mutha fuckers takin up my seats, kick those chubbies out, they be rollin down the track, fat fuck should got a salad, ‘stead he went with steak.

Rides fuckin bumpy, shit takes forev, Asians playin warcraft, kick him in the head

Dumb cunt gettin feisty, complainin ‘bout the heat, better watch her ass or bitch will get beat. Kick her with a helmet, throw her from the train, watch her head fly, the cunt was insane

We third class, kiss my white ass, beat you in the face with a baseball bat.

We third class, kiss my white ass, push you out the back

We third class, kiss my white ass

The conductor blows the whistle, hoes get out the way, we on a train mutha fucker this shit be goin all day.

Lack of security, sneakin on my glock, takin this shit over, ya’ll can suck my cock.

Jack the fuckin train, drivin it all day, nonstop to b-lo, Patterson get out the way, blind mother fucker, hows this shit for a bullet train?

Try and raise my taxes, I be stealin trains, wearin silly hats, bitch you know I aint playin.

This train be slow as fuck, shoulda took the plane, drivin aint so easy, but son I must complaaaaiin

Stuck in third class, ya’ll can kiss my ass, beat you in the face with a baseball bat.

Stuck in third class, ya’ll can my kiss my ass, push you out the back

Stuck in third class, kiss my white ass

Luggage up above, stealin bitches shit, “HEY! that not your bag, you best fucking quit,” knock the fucker out, steal his fuckin hat, sell that shit on ebay, go and get some crack

Cant stop me, train aint got no brakes mother fucker.
Cant stop me, train aint got no brakes mother fucker.
Cant stop me, train aint got no brakes mother fucker.
Cant stop me, train aint got no brakes mother fucker.
Cant stop me, train aint got no brakes mother fucker.