Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

Forced to Fat Camp

Gorilla Destroys Barbie

For anyone who ever thought Barbie had a chance in a fight with a gorilla, here is the proof that Barbie stands no fucking chance.

According to Prof. Banks...

Alcoholics are more likely to sleep with their mothers or daughters... according to government research...

You're welcome.

i have reached a solution for sweat shops across the world:

air conditioning

Charlie Walters

Charlie Walters - Squeaky Triceratops


Mascot and pet of the editorial board of the spring 2009 semester of the University at Buffalo's best damn publication, The Spectrum.

Don't be fooled by the squeak he makes, because inside lies a badass motherfucker waiting to open an entire case of "ram you in the ass with my horns" (thats what she said)

Although historically a vegetarian, Charlie is known to feast on his defeated foes, which have included Mike Tyson, Billy Mays, the queen of England and many more.

Charlie is soon to take on the gorilla which is sure to be a battle of epic proportions. Bookies and gambling addicts worldwide are sure to be tuned in on pay-per-view at a cost of $450.

The fight is set to air April 12 at noon.

in the Tops parking lot...

"I Support Single Moms"

Skeevy car decal guy, I salute you, whoever you may be.